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2 left - Ruffle Pantaloons Soft Linen Worst Ducks rtly-gc

SKU: 66313817828

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2 left - Ruffle Pantaloons Soft Linen Worst Ducks rtly-gcEveryone makes fun of ducks' penises for being all weird, but has anyone considered that the reason ducks have such weird penises is only because duck vaginas are just as weird? DETAILS: super soft thin custom printed linen blend 80% cotton, 20% linen elastic waist pull on lounge pants

Each hole is cut by hand and then machine stitched

Inspired by the barely legal centaurs in fantasia who just wore a string of roses to hide their tiny boobies

-this sturdy linen blend fabric makes a lovely lightweight work jacket

slinky dinky super stretchy

-stretchy mesh

You could also just pretend to blow them and bite their penis clean off

resonating with cosmic energies

Put it on a loop at your grandparent's funeral

I loved going to concerts

Gen Alpha is reportedly getting really into illegal cock fighting

-very warm

they didn’t invite me or even say anything about me not being invited

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