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Have you got a pooch who is awkward as fuck
'Did you know that 'name' spelt backwards is 'insult'
Are you sick of people poking their unwanted opinion in your face every time you use a bit of colourful language
Inspired by the 'everyone knows a Dave' quote
Valentine's Card - If It Won't Fit In Your Mouth, It Won't Fit In Your Bum antisocial 34x10 INCHESWe know how freaky some of you mucky fuckers get on Valentine's day & with the NHS already in a crisis, we thought we would do our bit to help. We don't want you guys being stuck up the A&E with something wedged in your corn hole now do we? Let this card be a gentle remind to do the mouth test first. MBM specialises in humorous cards & gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter Our cards are