Edward Gorey Collectable Art Toy Unique Holiday Stationery We cannot be held responsible

We cannot be held responsible for the ensuing dissolution of relationships

The Eleventh Episode

From the paper design in two versions of The Eclectic Abecedarium (1983)

Massachusetts (1990)

and the reckless Alice of Hazard as they endeavor to solve Alice’s problem: why can’t she stop climbing trees

Edward Gorey Collectable Art Toy Unique Holiday Stationery We cannot be held responsibleIf you are tired of talking to yourself, try talking to an effigy of Edward Gorey instead. He probably wont respond, but if he could, he would certainly roll his eyes at your nonsense. This roughly Edward shaped model by Collectible Cities comes in an illustrated box, appropriately attired in his signature fur, rings, and sneakers. He is also supplied with the essentials of life: a cat, a book, a skull, and a hand numbered collectors card.